Thursday, July 2, 2009

One For The Road

Saturday morning, Allan got up early., quietly dressed, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

He hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
Allan went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

He cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
His loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”


And then the fight started…

1 comment:

  1. what a pity!! the weather spoilt what would have been a great day for me...

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