Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot!.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park 'meat' in girl!
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time!
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed!
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up wiyh smelly finger!!
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy!
Virgin like balloon!.. one prick all gone!
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient!!
He who lives in glass house.., must dress in basement!!
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly!
Better to be pissed off than pissed on!
He who walk through airport door sideways., always going to Bangkok!
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand!
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make 'hole' week!
Girl who sit on jockey's lap gets hot tip
Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck!!
Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts!!!
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Take 5
I evaluate buildings like I do women. There are buildings I won't mind for a one-night stand and never return to again, and then there are buildings I'd like to marry. The mistress-type buildings are the superficial ones you like to keep on the side, if you have the money. But my favourite are the old, comfortable government houses in Bukit Tunku. Reminds me of my mother.
- Unidentified doctor, forty-something, quoted in a local men's magazine on structures he likes.
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