One For The Road

A husband and wife were watching ‘ Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ while they were in bed.
The husband turned to his wife and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
The husband then asked, "Is that your final answer?"
Without even looking at her husband, the wife answered, "Yes."
So the husband said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."


And that's when the fight started…