A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watch the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs & comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold:
"Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that`s some 10 times a month. What do you say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That`s once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now & yells back,
"Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!"
Dear Jabbar,
ReplyDeleteHow I wish I could say the same thing also.
Selamat Hari Raya brother. Change your phone number eh?
Jangan Mat! Once a day would be possible before but not at our age now. Maybe KLH or PAS members at Mentari can help..
ReplyDeleteDear Bro!
ReplyDeleteLong time no hear!. Great to hear from you again. Hope you had a grand time in JB especially during this Raya festive.
I have 2 numbers now that you can access to. The 'old' and 'new'.. I mean phone numbers!
And Rostam., what is KLH? I'm sure Merong Mahawangsa pun would love to know!!
KLH is a secret recipe formulated by bro Mat Salleh. It is very effective but like the third bull one needs different cow each time. However it doesnt work on some kind of men..
ReplyDeleteDear All,
ReplyDeleteI should have known Rostam will ask for a different cow each time/session. And still whats a KLH ?
Bro MM, I have reserved some KLH which i will pass to u when we meet. However, i have to make sure whether KLH suits u or otherwise.If not then i have to recommend u something else..
ReplyDeleteDear Rostam,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the promotion.Anyone interested kindly get in touch with Rostam for more details.