Friday, December 31, 2010

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Tafsir Bismillah Enam :-

-Dengan nama Allah yang maha mendengar lagi maha melihat tiada yang seumpama dengannya dan maha mengetahui pada setiap sesuatu,
-Dengan nama Allah yang berkuasa menjadikan lagi maha mengetahui tiada yang seumpama dengannya yang maha pembuka lagi amat mengetahui,
-Dengan nama Allah yang tiada seumpama dengannya yang maha mengetahui lagi mengetahui perkara yang tersembunyi,
-Dengan nama Allah yang tiada seumpama dengannya yang maha mengetahui lagi berkuasa,
-Dengan nama Allah yang gagah perkasa lagi pemurah tiada yang seumpama dengannya yang maha gagah perkasa lagi maha pemurah,
-Dengan nama Allah yang maha pengampun lagi maha penyayang tiada yang seumpama dengannya yang maha pengampun lagi maha penyayang,Allah jualah sebaik-baik penjaga dan dialah maha penyayang diantara para penyayang.
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Antara manfaat Bismillah Enam :-

1) Mengubati segala penyakit terkena bisa termasuk bisa kerana sengat binatang seperti ikan, lebah, ular dan lain-lain.

2) Mengubati segala jenis racun yang diperbuat dari bahan-bahan yang mendatangkan bisa seperti racun ulat bulu mati beragan, racun hempedu katak bisa, racun miang rebung, racun kaca bal lampu.

3) Segala jenis santau.

4) Menjadi selusuh kepada perempuan beranak.

5) Mengkabulkan segala cita-cita dan hajat.

6) Terpelihara daripada segala merbahaya seteru dan musuh.

7) Dibaca untuk menang berperang.

8) Untuk menghalau jin dan syaitan.

9) Memelihara tanaman daripada binatang.

10) Mengubat orang gila.
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Cara berubat menggunakan Bismillah Enam :-

1. Letakkan tangan ditempat sakit, tahan nafas dan baca Al-Fatihah dan Bismillah 6 sekali.

2. Tiup ditempat sakit dan secawan air mineral dan urut-urut sedikit tempat yang sakit tu.

3. Air tadi dibuat minum dimulai dengan membaca Bismillah dan Selawat 1x.

4. Angin akan keluar dari badan pesakit dan diikuti muntah, insyaAllah.


Panah Makrifat Untuk Menundukkan Musuh:-

1. Untuk menghadapi orang terutama sekali orang berpangkat atau garang.

2. Duduk dirumah dahulu sebelum melangkah keluar.

3. Hadirkan wajah orang yang akan dijumpai dihadapan kita.

4. Baca Bismillah 6 (3x) dan hembuskan kepada wajah orang yang kita hadirkan tadi.

5. Kemudian barulah melangkah keluar rumah.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

STARBatch73: A Tribute to My Batchmate73

STARBatch73: A Tribute to My Batchmate73: "Sorry guys on the quality of photographs. Nonetherless, do enjoy the video... cheers to us, Batch 73."

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Batch 73 ReUnion ....

Very interesting comments on the cancellation of the proposed re-Union. I take it positively and truly support the idea as proposed by Bone. Whoever is being entrusted with the responsibility of organizing the event surely needs the fullest support from us all.

If I may, I would like to propose Bone to lead the organizing committee. Of course we have to wait for him to come back from performing the Haj.

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Assalamualikum w,w

I just received a message from Jabbar that the Reunion is cancelled
definitely due to lukewarm response from members. Moreover, many members
are going to Mecca. What a pity because the pro tem committee members have
been planning for a number of months. They work tirelessly and selflessly
just to make the Reunion a reality.

I congratulate my dear friends who are in the committee such as
Ridzuan,Aziz Harun, Dato' Razali, Jabbar, Ismal Ibrahim, Dato' Azlan, Hj
Lan Chik, Hj Ali Othman, Syed Hamzah, Ir. Hj. Wan Husin Embong, Omar
Suhaimi, Mohd Yunos, Ir. Dr. Hj. A. Halim Sham and other members who have
met, planned and decided for the programme.

However, as the saying goes, "Alang-alang menyelok pekasam biarlah sampai
ke pangkal lengan" so please do not ever give up your prophetic struggle
to make the Reunion a success. Only Allah knows who among us in days to
come will be called by Allah to depart from this world without meeting our
classmates, form mates and hostel mates whom they miss one another since
the last 37 years or less.

So I would like to suggest another date for the Reunion Batch 73, that is
Christmas holiday that falls on Saturday. Those from Kelantan,Terengganu
and Kedah would be able to go too and/or they could take another day off
on Sunday 26 December 2010. Moreover, members' children are still enjoying
their long school holidays and members could also apply for their end of
year leaves as well.
Nevertheless, members please plan your holidays, availability,
accessibility, trips and other commitments so that the date is reserved
for the Reunion. If we fail to plan we fail the Reunion. However, we can
not expect 100% attendance.

Please ponder on the date and give feedback so that we could meet in the
Reunion.

Abdul Rahim Ibrahim

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Saudara Rahim,

Terima kasih atas tunjuk minat sebentar tadi. Pihak Pengelola mengalu-alukan kehadiran saudara bersama Ahmad dan Yusof. Majlis akan bermula selepas solat isyak, sekitar 8:30 malam dan waktu berakhir agak sukar untuk ditetapkan, memandangkan ramai di kalangan kita yang tak berjumpa hampir 37 tahun, mungkin ada yang nak lepak-lepak sembang panjang sambil menghirup teh tarik kurang manis di kedai mamak.

Ada juga yang kata hotel pun dah pandai buat teh tarik sekarang, kalau gitu tak perlu beredar ke mana-mana, terus saja menikmati teh tarik kurang manis di tempat yang sama.

Dengan lain perkataan, titik akhirnya sukar ditentukan, ia mengikut keadaan semasa.
Lagi sekali terima kasih dan kita jumpa nanti, insyaAllah.

Ridzuan bin Jusoh

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Dear Sdra Abd Rahim @"C/P",

What a refreshing thought. That's the spirit. All is not lost. I do hope that it will happen within this year as the idea of holding this reunion (mooted by Jabbar when we traveled to Ipoh in March to attend STAR sports day) is to celebrate our reaching 55 years of age. We still have about 9-10 weeks before X-mas/new year holidays. I hope many among us will echo Rahim's call and say yes to this event.

Some have not met each other for 37 years. It is a good enough reason why we should go ahead with this event. There will also the possibility of touching base with Miss Pearly Visvanathan, Miss Foong, Miss Chiam, Miss Naranjan Kaur, Miss Manoharan Paul, Pak Lau, TTL, Sarjit Singh, Jerome Andrew David, Camillo Michael Gomes, Ustaz Md Yusoff, etc.. etc..

Can u imagine the Crossroad band with Lan Chik on drums, Kamarsah guitar, yours truly bass and YB Yeh sings "Man of Many Faces" or Band Ansor with Ansor on lead and Zainuddin Orgi singing. What about Lan Chik playing school song on piano and Jabbar strumming & singing Anak Nya Lima. Of course Mat Salleh with tambourines in hand singing Smoke on the Water? Well, if we all can say yes... a lot of things can happen.

TQ,
Omar Suhaimi

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Assalamualaikum wr wb Saudara Omar Suhaimi, Saudara Rahim et al,

I read your postings with enthusiasm. Indeed that was the high hope we had all along when we were planning the aborted event. We really wanted it to be a meaningful gathering of as many of us as we could possibly get. Of course we could have had all those acts as suggested by Omar !! It would have been the greatest gathering we've ever had. It would have been utopia !!! But as we all know too well at our age, utopia is as elusive as a rainbow. We can go on chasing it but we'll never get there. The pot of gold remains in our dreams. And we go on dreaming.

Please forgive me, I am not trying to dampen your spirit. But let me put to you a simple question. What difference would it make if the event is planned for 5th November 2010 or 25th December 2010 or as Y Bhg Dato' Razali put it, early next year, IF our attitude REMAINS?

We can adjust the date to be at a most "suitable" time for most, i.e. during end of year holiday period, after our friends have returned from Makkah, or a calmer period (again, quoting Y Bhg Dato' Razali ....).

As I see it, the Organisers (excluding me this time....) will go through the same stumbling blocks and end up frustrated as what we have just gone through.

What I would suggest is a paradigm shift. Please, for our old time sake, let's BE COMMITTED, for once in our lifetime. Is that too much to ask for?

Once again I'm sorry for having expressed my opinion in the foregoing, but at the same time I wish the "Organisers" of the about-to-be-held event all the best in their endeavour. I assure you all that I'll give you my fullest support.

Bangunlah wahai teman-temanku.......still remember the lyrics?

Wassalam.

Che Wan, your friend forever.

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Asasalamualaikum Sdr. Ridzuan; Thanks for your effort. I am always looking forward to meeting old friends again. STAR did provide opportunity for me to transform my life. Please continue with the project, and you will always get my support.

Salam.
Hassan

(Professor Dato' Dr Hassan Said)

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Dear 55 year olds and some younger ones,

We have gone for a very long time, more than 35 years, without meeting some of us. We are already into the group where our days are more or less numbered. The reunion is certainly required/welcomed, if not by all, at least by most of us. The recent proposed event did not come through due to a number of factors.

1) Shifting of dates have made organising difficult and pressed for time.

2) Due to new dates and short notices, and the fact that most of us are busy with our own engagements have resulted in the money supposed to be creditted did not come in at the sort of speed expected.

The organisers are thus put in a dilemma.

a) Not enough money for the reunion with less than 1 month to the reunion date.

b) The impression given to the organisers that not many are interested in the reunion.

The learning point here is that this event involves many people scattered all over the country, who are not easily contactable, not in regular contact. it is very difficult to organise at short notice.

We started OK but when we start changing the dates and venue, the notice started to become very short.

What I would like to suggest is that we redo the whole thing with some modification.

1) We do not go on the basis of pay to come. We go on the basis of contribution to the event. Anybody who can afford can contribute more. There is no fixed contribution amount. Everybody is invited but must confirm attendance so that we do not waste. InsyaAllah, I am sure most of us can afford and are generous enough to contribute to make this event a reality.

2) We collect the contributions early / upfront. Contributions can be made from now until the event itself.

3) The nature of the event, venue and the date can be decided later but sufficient notice should be given so that people can plan. I would suggest a minimum notice period of 2 months.

4) There should not be any postphonement. The event must go on irregardless of the number attending. If we do not have enough number to make it grand, we invite the current teachers, students or even anak yatim.

5) If after collection, event tak jadi-jadi jugak, just contribute the proceed to anak2 yatim. All contributors must be aware and made aware of this potential eventuality.

Hope the organisers will give another chance for this event / reunion to come to fruition.

Thank you.


Syed Hamzah

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I agreed with Syed Hamzah’s proposal.

Nari Ansari

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

EMPAT TUNTUTAN DIBULAN RAMADAN

Wahai orang-orang yang beriman, telah wajib ke atas kamu berpuasa sebagaimana telah diwajibkan ke atas umat-umat sebelum kamu, semoga kamu menjadi orang yang bertakwa." - Surah Al Baqarah: 183

Ramadhan adalah bulan yang amat bermakna bagi mereka yang tahu menilai dan menghargai kelebihannya. Ramadhan merupakan masa untuk menguji tahap kesabaran, waktu menunjukkan simpati kepada yang memerlukan ihsan, juga bulan mulia untuk menambah ibadat dan amalan.

Rasulullah SAW telah menggariskan empat amalan utama yang digalakkan dalam bulan ini iaitu;

1. Melazimkan bacaan kalimah taiyibah;
2. Beristighfar;
3. Memohon memasuki jannah dan
4. Berlindung dengan-Nya daripada neraka jahannam.

Rasulullah SAW telah menggesa para sahabat untuk menjadikan keempat-empat perkara ini sebagai suatu amalan. Abu Saeed Khudri r.a meriwayatkan bahawa:

"Suatu ketika Nabi Musa AS memohon kepada Allah SWT agar diberikan satu kalimat khas yang mana Baginda dapat mengingati Allah SWT dan dapat memohon sesuatu melaluinya. Lantas Allah SWT menyuruhnya menyebut kalimah tersebut. Nabi Musa AS berkata: "Wahai Allah, kalimah ini dibaca oleh semua hamba-Mu, aku mengkehendaki yang khusus." Lalu Allah SWT menjawab, "Wahai Musa, jika ketujuh-tujuh langit dan bumi dan semua yang terkandung di dalamnya kecuali Aku diletakkan ke atas sebelah dacing dan kalimah ini pada sebelah yang lain, kalimah ini lebih berat lagi daripada segala sesuatu."

Di dalam hadis yang lain pula dinyatakan bahawa jika seseorang menyebut kalimah taiyibah ini, iaitu "laa ilaha illallah" dengan seikhlas hati, maka pintu syurga akan segera terbuka untuknya.

Kita juga digalakkan untuk memperbanyakkan istighfar kerana Allah SWT telah berjanji akan memberi kita jalan keluar daripada segala kesukaran dan membebaskan kita daripada segala kesedihan. Malahan sesiapa yang memperbanyakkan istighfar akan memperolehi rezeki daripada sumber yang tidak pernah disangkakan. Kalimah istighfar yang mudah disebut adalah seperti "astaghfirullah". Tidak ada batasan dalam mengulang sebutan istighfar ini. Semakin kerap ia diulang, semakin banyaklah pahala yang dikumpul.

Di samping itu, kita turut dituntut agar sentiasa berdoa supaya ditempatkan di dalam syurga sambil meminta kepada Yang Maha Esa menjauhkan kita daripada ancaman api neraka. Doa yang boleh diamalkan untuk memohon agar ditempatkan di dalam syurga ialah seperti berikut:

"Allahhumma as'alukal jannata wa a'uzubika minannar."

Dengan memperbanyakkan amalan di atas, maka akan bertambah banyaklah amal ibadah yang kita lakukan untuk memenuhi bulan Ramadhan ini. Ramadhanlah masanya yang paling sesuai untuk memperbanyakkan ibadah lantaran tiadanya gangguan godaan daripada iblis dan syaitan.

Justeru, sebagai umat yang sentiasa mendambakan kasih sayang-Nya, perhatian dan ganjaran-ganjaran yang telah dijanjikan-Nya, maka layaklah kita sebagai hamba-Nya merebut peluang ini yang datang hanya sekali dalam setahun. Jika kita sanggup berhabis wang ringgit semata-mata untuk tujuan kecantikan dan hiburan, maka Allah SWT memberi peluang untuk kita berkunjung ke syurga-Nya secara percuma. Tidak perlukan bayaran, hanya sedikit masa dan keikhlasan. Masih enggankah lagi kita menerima tawaran ini? Fikirkan.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

TaPau .., One for the Road!

This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question.., 'Why did the chicken crossed the road?!'
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Pak Lah - I did not chase the chicken, I wasssszzzzzzzzzzzz....

Najib - I swear that I have never MET that chicken.

Hishamuddin - but I only own a keris, not axe, how to sembelih the chicken man!

Dr.M - Apa nama .... this ayam .., it crossed the road because I don't like the idea of Pak Lah crossing the road with the chicken sleeping under his arm

Chua Soi Lek - Yes it was the chicken.

VKL – Korek, korek, korek.., It could be the chicken, it might have been the chicken but I don't think it’s my chicken!

DSAI – The chicken DID NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA samples for you to plant on the road railing just to proof that the chicken crossed the road!

K Toyo - the new state government should just shift the road and not waste time asking why did the chicken cross the road.

Mat Said - Mu tahu? the chicken afraid that I might chopped it because chicken is more expensive to maintain than the bridge!

S Cheek - I challenge you to a debate on chicken crossing the road!!


Sam V – the chicken crossed the road because Dandruff members were using the chicken as a meeting point.

A Rustam - We have cross bred the chicken for 5 months and we will rear them for another 5 years, we do not need KFC, McD, 1901, BK and the rest of the chicken in the world.

Son of Yatim - you must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said chicken shack is expensive to maintain, Ali Rustam said that it is against our national identity and I needed to test my new camera, so you see- it’s a WIN-WIN situation all around.

S Samad – The chicken cross the road because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.

Karpal Singh - The bigfoot chicken did it.

Bung Mokhtar - The mother chicken did it.


Speaker Dewan - There is nothing in the standing orders against chicken crossing the road., Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk.., sit down!.

KJ - I did not do it, neither did the chicken! By the way, what's a chicken leg?

LK Siang - In response to Khairy – chicken leg also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford .

Nazri - Racist, racist, racist, when the cat crossed the road nobody made a fuss.

http://stuffsfromnet.blogspot.com/2008/08/chopping-cherry-tree.html

Sunday, July 18, 2010

OMG!!

I had been waiting for the moment to come. Anxiously and praying hard that come 17 July, I would be 'free' of my work commitment, thus have the time to drive up to Ipoh to be with my fellow brothers for the OBW! And this year's event was supposed to be my second OBW! In fact I had even planned to bring my family, first time ever, to go and witness my STAROBA OBW.But I guessed, kita hanya merancang dan Allah menetukan dan perancanganNya mengatasi segalanya. The 'budget examination' for RMKe10 projects and programmes took longer than I anticipated. It was almost maghrib that we adjourned the exmination and to be continued on Monday. It was a dissappointment - Ipoh trip had to be called-off.

I was full of envy to guys like Mat Saleh, Omar Dollah, Omar Suhaimi, Lan Chik, Rostam, even Aziz Ha, Che Wan and Rahim Ahmadi, who were already in Tiger Lane to celebrate the OBW. DAMNED! of all the days, work commitment has robbed me of attending this function.

But the news that I got from Rahim Ahmadi when I called him was something that really got me dumbfounded. Rostam, Mat Saleh and Omar did not stay for the 'Annual Grand Dinner' and Rahim told me that they had already gone home! OMG! Hard as I try to visualize what had transpired at the 'school hall' during the EGM, I just could not believe that the so called 'annual event' could have gone and turned 'upside-down'. What a joke the theme for this year OBW has turned to be ... BROTHERHOOD!

It was after breakfast just now when I managed to speak to Mat Saleh. Apart from wanting to wish him safe journey back home to Johor Bharu, I took the opportunity to listen to his side of the story and what had gone 'wrong' OR 'not according to the script or plan' in Ipoh yesterday. Mat was very angry, upset and clearly a disappointed guy. This year's OBW had turned out not the way he had wanted it to be! I can understand his disappoinment, after all he has traveled all the way from Johor Bharu just to be in Ipoh and to see and spend his time with fellow STARians. Mat Saleh has his side of the story and so does everyone else. I am not taking side, for I just want STAROBA to move forward and as a former STARians we would like the spirit of BROTHERHOOD' to remain intact and last forever.

When I tried to access to STAROBA website for more detail information, came another shocked! I guessed the 'sponsor' has decided not to continue sponsoring the site. Alahai! I fell sad and down and kecewa. Frankly, I feel dejected. I had my own reason why I had been shying away from STAROBA activities before (the reasons though are not the same as Yahya Daud!) and had been trying to contribute, in my own ways, at my own capacity, to the betterment of our beloved school and STAROBA, but now, I felt as if I had been robbed of the opportunity!

Whatever was decided yesterday in Tiger Lane, I hope we, as STARians will see a better and stronger STAROBA.. for the sake of our beloved alma mater. The beginning of a new STAROBA?
Cobratasha! Sinar sinar STAR!

Amen!


Thursday, July 15, 2010

Take 5 - Prelude to OBW

What is the difference between girls and woman aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!